However, Orlando Insider's staff ornithologist, Hank the Ever-Under-Paid Skunk Ape, has a different theory.
"It's pretty clear that they're the third portent of the apocalypse," Hank said between slugs from a bottle of Florida Beer's Swamp Ape India Pale Ale [Orlando Insider- and Hank the Skunk Ape-approved. -- Ed]. "Those meteor flyby's last month and Justin Beiber were the first two portents."
After a few more Swamp Ape beers and forty-three minutes of arguing about how a background in ornithology couldn't possibly qualify Hank to comment on portents of the apocalypse, Hank did pose an even more horrific theory:
"F*ck. It could just be another sequel to 'Birdemic'."