Although the man vehemently denies feeding bears, MyNews13 is reporting that he’s some kind of self-proclaimed “bear whisperer”.
Wait a minute—this man claims to TALK TO BEARS?!
Here at Orlando Insider, there’s only one conclusion we could possible come to after reading this: Bearpocalypse is no longer upon us.
IT’S ALREADY OVER.
Take a cue from the Bear Whisperer and kneel before your Bearish Overlords. Their mind-control is powerful. Human enslavement is inevitable. The Bear Mafia isn't real. Unlock your doors. Fish.