Yesterday, another meteor streaked across the sky -- this one slightly closer to home. Officially labeled "Meteor Event 313" (and nicknamed the Miami Meteor), this flaming projectile from the gods joins the Russian meteor, painting the portent of our apocalyptic doom.
Scientists are reporting that the Russian and Miami meteors have nothing to do with the asteroid fly-by, but here at Orlando Insider we don't know the meaning of coincidence.
Drink up, me hearties. The end is near.