“Our staff is dedicated to wildlife conservation. Having to put down these bears is a very difficult decision, but it’s the right decision to ensure public safety.”
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"A fed bear is a dead bear."
-- Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
Here at the Orlando Insider Apocalypse Watch department, we tip our hats to the Conservation Commission. Clearly, the local bear population has been infected with some kind of transmutant, species-jumping rage-virus like in 28 Days Later. It's the only explanation for why these nature-dwelling hellbeasts would suddenly attack the encroaching human civilization that likes to leave bear buffets in trash cans alongside or near their silly human abodes.
"In order to ensure the rage virus doesn't jump from bears to humans, the bear population must be neutralized."
-- Orlando Insider Apocalypse Watch Department