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Here at Orlando Insider, we're pretty open about our fairly loose relationship with the truth, but even we have to acknowledge the "alleged" nature of the claims in this story.
Orlando Sentinel reported that a registered male sex offender (allegedly homeless) groped a teenage girl in front of the Simpsons ride at Universal Studios. Allegedly.
There's nothing else useful in the story. The Sentinel only goes as far as saying that the police report didn't explain how an allegedly homeless man got into the park in the first place. (Upon arrest, the suspect claimed he was homeless -- one can only assume that if a person can't afford a home, they probably can't afford a ticket to a theme park.) This overwhelming lack of facts forces us to speculate that there may be a kink or two to work out of Universal's new Homeless Florida Resident discount.