If you want to make your head cooler, go stick it in a freezer. If you want your head to be awesome, wrap it in some Optimus Prime and use it to watch part 2 of the Brotherhood of the Royal Blue Headband:
Here at Orlando Insider, we know that greatness is something that is thrust upon those who least expect it. For everyone else, well, bribery works, too. In the Game of Greatness (© and
® and ™ -- we're pitching a reality show to Bravo next month) anything less than the mountaintop is disgrace.
Because sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- everything we just wrote was a lie and just ATTEMPTING greatness is enough. Sometimes. Not all the time, mind you, but if it happens to involve a royal blue headband, it could be enough.
From the Horbawrong Creative archives, "The Brotherhood of the Royal Blue Headband 1/4 -- Hannah Montana":
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