® and ™ -- we're pitching a reality show to Bravo next month) anything less than the mountaintop is disgrace.
Because sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- everything we just wrote was a lie and just ATTEMPTING greatness is enough. Sometimes. Not all the time, mind you, but if it happens to involve a royal blue headband, it could be enough.
From the Horbawrong Creative archives, "The Brotherhood of the Royal Blue Headband 1/4 -- Hannah Montana":