Students outside a Cocoa Beach private school had a cold-hard dose of reality when the school fell victim to a vicious terror attack by local bees. Speculators have suggested that the attack may have been religiously motivated, as the name of the school is Church of Our Savior Catholic School.
Despite said speculation, the staff here at Orlando Insider doubts that bees care what religion (if any) the children embrace. That's just ridiculous. We watched Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie and we get it -- the bees are mad as hell and aren't going to take it any more.
Thirty-eight children were attacked and injured during the terror attack, suffering vicious stings in what we can only assume is a variety of undisclosed locations on their bodies. Amongst the buzz of scorned wings and the flurry of wanting stingers, one thing was obviously clear: the school was clearly under siege by a bee hive.
After following up with this tragic story, Orlando Insider can report that there is currently no word yet as to whether local (or national) governments intend to respond to this blatant act of aggression from the insect extremists. Currently, our national threat level remains the same.
As the bees have effectively invaded and seized control of the school, the official word from school administrators is that the school (heretofore known as "The Hive") will remain closed until "the problem is taken care of".
The thoughts and prayers of the Orlando Insider writing staff go out to the victims of the Church of Our Savior Catholic School Bee Terror Attack and we wish them and their families the very best.