The folks at Lake Minneola are, clearly, a forward-thinking bunch of people -- something we particularly dig, what with being the social-recluse, tech-obsessed, shut-ins that we are. If only the future could be today .... then we might finally be sharing office space with Dani Shay. Seriously, we don't say it enough: we love you Dani Shay, no matter how weird you make us feel about the Beebs.
But back to Lake Minneola: those bastards are giving iPads to all the students and ebooks over traditional textbooks. And in case you're skimming: FREE IPADS!!! And in case your skimming and NOT a googlebot: FREE MOTHERF*CKING IPADS!
Yeah, there's other things the high school is doing to earn that $50m pricetag, but we stopped reading at the free iPads. Which reminds us of this one time we were about to score a free iPad off a schmuck on craigslist -- it was all good until he asked us for $500.