But we digress. Into a tissue. With eye-leakage.
Fortunately, here at Orlando Insider, we know a thing or two about persevering -- something that we think Florida Senator Marco Rubio is a total noob at doing.
We'll admit -- as we always do -- despite our journalistic prowess, we don't know a thing about what's happening with this debt ceiling bullsh*t, but we do know that IF THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE YOU SAVE WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU CAN! It's not black-and-white, Rubio, and it sure as hell isn't all-or-nothing.
Unless we're talking about the hearts of the Orlando Insider writing staff.
Here's Rubio's quote about compromising on the national debt deal:
“If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down.
“We either save this country or we do not.
“And to save it, we must seek solutions.”
The Heart-Broken Orlando Insider Writing Staff