Here at Orlando Insider, we believe in community. And blogging. Blogging and the community. Community blogs. Communal blogs? Nah, scratch that. We believe in blogging (which we are currently doing with this blog about Orlando) and community (that which resides in Orlando and is reading this blog).
Now that we've met today's daily SEO quota (tomorrow: LEGOLAND!), we should mention youtuber JCalebM. But first: when Orlando Insider cast a net looking for original creative content from the community, the last thing we expected was a parkour video. This might have something to do with where we cast our net. Fortunately, we don't have to take the blame for this -- that's what an editorial staff is for. Really, Ed? Was craigslist the best you could do to drum up some creative talent? Just because you found a complete set of Sasquatch footprint casts on craigslist DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THE BE-ALL-END-ALL OF INTERNET RESOURCES.
Today we bring you the Art of Parkour which was brought to Orlando Insider by JCalebm. And we'll be honest: at first, we just didn't get it. Maybe because the Orlando Insider writing staff is a bunch of lazy, inactive sumbitches who think jerking off should qualify as daily exercise.
In fact, the more we watched JCalebm's videos, the more it looked like a couple ripped dudes jumping around in slow motion.
And then our staff video editor started cutting together a promo piece, at which point our confusion gave way to flat out hilarity. Slow-motion jumping guys in REVERSE? This sh*t should be on AFV, people!
At some point, however, we started to see something that can only be described as "athletic prowess" (and no, that has nothing to do with jerking off .... yet). And then we watched a few more of JCalebm's videos and began to show a bit of (begrudging) respect for the sport of parkour.
Because if there's one thing we're good at here at Orlando Insider, it's approaching something with an open mind (i.e. the Bible). So if you have something unique, original, or just plain creative you'd like us to feature on the blog, send it in and hope we don't die laughing at you (read: with you). In the meantime, be sure to check out some more of JCalebm's videos.
The Ridiculously Out-of-Shape Orlando Insider Writing Staff