Divine mercy, indeed.
To provide a fair and balanced look at this story, we also attempted to talk to the thieving bastards themselves. Unfortunately, hell doesn't receive collect calls.
God, on the other hand, was more than happy to talk to the Orlando Insider writing staff (He's apparently a fan of our Casey Anthony Spotted stories). After having a laugh (or two) about Casey Anthony getting porked by Sasquatch, we asked God for a quote about the stolen painting in DeLand.
"Really?" God said. "I mean, REALLY? You don't think I have better things to do than get involved with a dumb-ass painting? I CREATED THE MOTHERF*CKING UNIVERSE, BITCHES. Sh*t, that painting doesn't even look like Jesus. Everyone knows he was black."