Mostly because it seems like no one else does.
The article we're referencing from Click Orlando is four sentences long. Let us repeat: FOUR MOTHERF*CKING SENTENCES. And it doesn't even lead with the squirrel death -- it leads with a lightning strike. Sure, because lightning is SO FREAKING RARE during August in FLORIDA.
Yes, we're a little enraged on behalf of our dead rodent friends, especially after we saw the video of one little fella dodging a race car (look closely, the poor guy loses a bit of his tail):
Our point is that nobody seems to care about the epidemic of squirrel deaths that's plaguing Central Florida. Granted, we spend a lot of time staring out our windows and watching the little buggers -- hours every day -- but we can't believe that we're the only people in Florida that care about the squirrels.
Where are you, fellow squirrel supporters? Are we going to sit idly by while the mainstream media makes a mockery of the plight of our neighborhood squirrels?!
Here at Orlando Insider, we're busting out the magnetic Squirrel Support ribbons and putting them all over our cars. Mainly to hide scratches and rust spots. Also to cover up the bit of squirrel gut splatter from last week.
Hey, we're not perfect.