And by sensitive, we mean that we like to talk about our feelings, we cry at Publix commercials, and we find we need emotional support when dj8083 comments on our video on YouTube.
"Lame like your life"
The cold-hard truth, dj8083, is that -- yes -- we know. Our lives here at OI.o ARE lame. That's why we sit in our dark offices and write stories about wasps battling spiders. But since you're clearly not interested in what another commenter called "the break dance fights of nature" (thanks, Billo!) we'll try very hard to tone it down. And by tone it down, we mean that we'll try not to grab some video of the alligator shitting a brick outside our window. BECAUSE ALLIGATORS TAKING A POO ARE SOMETHING YOU'VE SEEN BILLIONS OF TIMES AND ANOTHER VIDEO OF AN ALLIGATOR POOPING WOULD JUST BE LAME.
Even though the alligator is wearing a pink tutu while he's doing it. Oh--wait--nope, he's not WEARING the tutu, he's shitting it out. Our mistake. Our sense of critical observation was obscured by how lame our lives are.
So thank you, dj8083, for helping us realize that it's not worth capturing the lame moments in life. We'll endeavor to our best.
And at the risk of sounding like we're trolling a troll (we are), we'd like to encourage our readers who have YouTube accounts (we know there's at least one of you!) to share some kind, loving words with dj8083.
Because if you can't beat them, at least try to kill them. With kindness. And a bazooka.
Probably just stick with the bazooka, though.
The Weepy Orlando Insider Writing Staff